I’m too big to be respected.
Anonymous asked: are you single?

single and emotionally unavailable

posted 10 hours ago with 6 notes
"Don’t buy a dick in a bag"
- actual Polish words of wisdom justifying sex before marriage
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

ravinmaven:

William Powell, Diana (“Mousie”) Powell and Ginger Rogers
1940s

Anonymous asked: I googled your tag and it told me 'do not buy dick in the bag'. What goes on over in Poland hmm.

the original saying is “don’t buy a cat in the bag” which makes sense

but we’re… us

of course we’ll replace the “cat” with “dick” to justify sex before marriage!

posted 10 hours ago with 0 notes
#poland   #mate   #Anonymous  
Anonymous asked: are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous asked: I was wondering, as a non native person with a degree in English studies, do you have an accent??

Everybody has got an accent, there’s no such thing as no accent. Trust me, I’m a linguist! :) (I’m assuming you meant foreign accent, though)

Here, have a listen and check mine out.

posted 11 hours ago with 2 notes

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

The most beautiful cities in Poland

dianapowell:

Happy Birthday William Horatio Powell | July 29th, 1892 March 5th, 1984

His careful attention to the neceties of grooming; his perfectly tailored suits, spotless cuffs, and collars; his orotund voice curled around well-turned phrases; the deferential way he bowed his head slightly when being introduced all would have helped him gain entry at any elite, leather-chair-and-brandy-snifter men’s club.

I’m not a ladies’ man. I haven’t the physical characteristics for one thing. Not handsome. Someone like Valentino should have played this part. Not Bill Powell.
Unfortunately, or perhaps it is fortunate that I have always been forced to stand on my acting ability. I haven’t a personality such as Jack Gilbert`s, for instance, that attracts women and makes them like me for myself. When I am on the screen I must make them forget me entirely and think only of my acting”

Powell is to dialogue as Fred Astaire is to dance. His delivery is so droll and insinuating, so knowing and innocent at the same time, that it hardly matters what he’s saying.