I’m too big to be respected.

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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replying to your crush’s messages is the most stressful thing ever when you’RE A BLUBBERING IDIOT

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

threeoddwords asked: 12, 41, 50

12. Write a haiku.

you’re my favourite
even when you get high as fuck
and text me selfies
or when you’re sober as fuck
and offer me your dick pics
(you haven’t got one)

41, Religious views?

Well, I’m supposedly - or my father and his side of the family would like me to call myself - a Roman Catholic except I’m not because I literally cannot spend more than 40 minutes at Church, and every time I go there with my mother we leave in the middle + I don’t pray + I have SO many things I strongly dislike about Roman Catholicism

I’m a Kemetic

50. What do you wake up to?

AN EMPTY BED

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Make sure each sentence starts with a certain letter so that all capital letters spell out something like ‘FUCK ME’

OH DEAR GOD THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT OH MY GOD

I’VE DONE ALL OTHER SURVEYS, THE TWO CONCERNING HIM REMAIN

AND NOW

I SHALL MAKE THEM

AWESOME

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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you should see me now, gulping down apple beer as if tomorrow wasn’t going to come and trying to fill in this fucking survey

doctorpeppers asked: 29, 32!

29. Favourite food

Gotta say pizza, I guess. I’m simple. And I don’t eat vegetables which narrows down the list :D

32. If you changed your name, what would it be to?

omg so my name in Polish is “Ewelina” and God, I used to hate it. I love it now, but I used to accuse my parents of having ruined my life. And I had a list of names I’d prefer instead of Ewelina, and my favourite one was either Amelia or Iga. The latter of which is pronounced as -SURPRISINGLY- /iga/ (to those not familiar with IPA, it’d be something along the lines of “i” as in “happy”, “g” as in “great” and “a” as in “trap” (BrE))

thank you!

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