"Don’t buy a dick in a bag"
- actual Polish words of wisdom justifying sex before marriage
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
William Powell, Diana (“Mousie”) Powell and Ginger Rogers
Anonymous asked: I googled your tag and it told me 'do not buy dick in the bag'. What goes on over in Poland hmm.
the original saying is “don’t buy a cat in the bag” which makes sense
but we’re… us
of course we’ll replace the “cat” with “dick” to justify sex before marriage!
Anonymous asked: are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous asked: I was wondering, as a non native person with a degree in English studies, do you have an accent??
Everybody has got an accent, there’s no such thing as no accent. Trust me, I’m a linguist! :) (I’m assuming you meant foreign accent, though)
Here, have a listen and check mine out.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
The most beautiful cities in Poland
Happy Birthday William Horatio Powell | July 29th, 1892 – March 5th, 1984
His careful attention to the neceties of grooming; his perfectly tailored suits, spotless cuffs, and collars; his orotund voice curled around well-turned phrases; the deferential way he bowed his head slightly when being introduced — all would have helped him gain entry at any elite, leather-chair-and-brandy-snifter men’s club.
“I’m not a ladies’ man. I haven’t the physical characteristics for one thing. Not handsome. Someone like Valentino should have played this part. Not Bill Powell.
Unfortunately, or perhaps it is fortunate that I have always been forced to stand on my acting ability. I haven’t a personality such as Jack Gilbert`s, for instance, that attracts women and makes them like me for myself. When I am on the screen I must make them forget me entirely and think only of my acting”
Powell is to dialogue as Fred Astaire is to dance. His delivery is so droll and insinuating, so knowing and innocent at the same time, that it hardly matters what he’s saying.