I’m too big to be respected.
"I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love."

Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via timid)


(via killerandasweetthang)


how to kiss, LIFE magazine


I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

every story needs a memorable detail and ours is definitely cream fudge

I just don’t know whether something has really happened to her, or maybe she’s just yelling tiger!
You know! Yelling tiger!
You mean crying wolf?

Anonymous asked: What do you look like?


a bit like my dad and a bit like my mom.



Queen of tumblr Chloe doing ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


Anubis from the tomb of Horemheb, KV57

(via Dios Anubis - Horemheb - Angel Kuenka - Artelista.com)

Thirty-one Days of HalloweenThe Addams Family
↳ Morticia Addams + Excellent Parenting Skills



Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast


The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

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